He was only a few days late, and yes, yes he was.
I swear that’s how it starts. As thin as he is now, they always start off as butterballs. All the extra cooking time to make sure the hair DNA is perfect. I don’t want the twins to come early, so hopefully they’ll take a note from you and their father and stay in a little longer.

No, I came exactly 2 weeks after my mother was due to have me.
A rebel I see. Was Q on time? Was he one of those cute chubby babies?

It does. Even I was a few weeks late.
Really? Did you have to be induced?

It does take far too long.
I know. Unfortunately babies have to be in the oven, not in the microwave. Besides let’s face it, Wellington perfection takes time.

But oranges are amazing! Well, I’m glad it’s getting better.
They are! And I love blood oranges, but something about that citrus scent. Most definitely. I just can’t want to see them!

Not bad at all. How’s pregnancy treating you?
It’s good. The morning sickness is rough, but from what I understand it will be tapering off in the next few week. Thank goodness. It sucks because I had to ban oranges from the house. The smell… It was just weird.

This weekend, you have my word as a Wellington.
Good! How have you been?

I’ll come over as soon as I can.
Holding you to it. Don’t test my hormones.

Hey, it’s okay. That means that you’re going to be an amazing mother to Q’s children. I’ll be careful, but I won’t stop.
Thank you! That is always the goal. To be a good mom that is. It’s been a while; you should come over for dinner sometime very soon! I can dig it.

That’s not a bad thing. A bit, yeah, but hey, I want to be around for my darling nephews, or nieces, or one of both.
I just don’t mean to criticize or nag, I just really would not want you to be hurt. Sorry. I can understand that though. I think everyone gets hit by the need to play risk, and I don’t mean that board game.
